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Post by J180 on Jul 7, 2009 12:43:14 GMT 1
A petrol station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his sales. So, he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
Soon Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex... The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10. If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close. The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number. Paddy guessed 2 this time. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3. You were close, but no free sex this time.'
As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy, 'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really give away free sex.' Paddy replied, 'No it ain't, Mick. My wife won twice last week.'
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Post by hutchydarts on Jul 7, 2009 15:17:21 GMT 1
lmao thats a gd yin ;D
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Post by shitatdarts on Jul 7, 2009 17:25:32 GMT 1
good joke but thought i was onto a winner with the with the misleading title
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Post by cadbhoy180 on Jul 8, 2009 5:52:56 GMT 1
;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by Sir Shorty on Jul 10, 2009 6:59:25 GMT 1
Ha ha very good joke
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