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Post by Snakehipsx2 on Jun 24, 2008 19:17:16 GMT 1
One of my favourite threads of all time, so I thought we'd have it on here too ... the replies last time made me laugh ALOT ..
i)Everytime I hit a winning double in a league match I celebrate as if I've just waltzed off with the World Title. Usually do the following
a) point at the segment of the board I've just hit while snarling a bit b) scream "Get in there" and other such strange sayings .. "Av that" "Go on" etc c) do a kind of fist pumping action like someone sawing a big tree
ii)When I hit a 120 - 140 score I do a little skip to the board again accompanied by the tree sawing fist pump/
iii)When I hit 180 / checkout I tend to stand still for a while, arm still outstretched and look at the board in a knowing kind of way "You are a dartboard, yes, but I have conquered you now, you are my bitch and I will do with you whatever I so wish." (works best accompanied by a slow, yet assured nodding of the head)
Ton plus finishes bring out a combination of all of the above and I think I come as close as any human being ever has, to spontanious combustion.
Anyone else a total spanner???
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Post by serdar on Jun 24, 2008 19:34:43 GMT 1
Yes, i'm an over celebrator. Just can't help myself.
I go just in thongs or bare naked if i win the match. But i wanna be sure that gav is not around, first. ;D
Do not blame me for doing that, my local just runs a strip darts league. And i play for Dirty Beasts in Kilts.
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Post by warehk on Jun 24, 2008 20:50:55 GMT 1
I'm not really an over-celebrater. I've not had anything to celebrate ;D
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Post by panther180 on Jun 24, 2008 21:24:04 GMT 1
One of my favourite threads of all time, so I thought we'd have it on here too ... the replies last time made me laugh ALOT .. i)Everytime I hit a winning double in a league match I celebrate as if I've just waltzed off with the World Title. Usually do the following a) point at the segment of the board I've just hit while snarling a bit b) scream "Get in there" and other such strange sayings .. "Av that" "Go on" etc c) do a kind of fist pumping action like someone sawing a big tree ii)When I hit a 120 - 140 score I do a little skip to the board again accompanied by the tree sawing fist pump/ iii)When I hit 180 / checkout I tend to stand still for a while, arm still outstretched and look at the board in a knowing kind of way "You are a dartboard, yes, but I have conquered you now, you are my pregnant dog and I will do with you whatever I so wish." (works best accompanied by a slow, yet assured nodding of the head) Ton plus finishes bring out a combination of all of the above and I think I come as close as any human being ever has, to spontanious combustion. Anyone else a total spanner??? That is so true about you mate, i've seen everyone of those! Didn't mention the opposite of over-celebrating by wrecking the radiator when things aren't going so well though?
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Post by Snakehipsx2 on Jun 24, 2008 21:41:54 GMT 1
Of course ... the infamous Antrum ;D
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Post by force666 on Jun 25, 2008 14:26:13 GMT 1
as i found myself answering last time more than i thought i would i will oblige again........... ton pljus scores i dont celebrate (as i expect them dont want to sound obnoxious but i hit em in practice so why should i not hit em in a match?) a 180 no real celebration barring a woody the woods head jolt winning dbl yes i do, usually with a simulated gut punch towards the board at an invisible opponent ton plus finishes cue the andy hamilton turn and growl/snarl or a new one last night i was on 108 hit sgl1 (muppet) hit trip 19 bull (ave it) jumped up in the air twisted through 180 degrees with fist pump/gut punch half way through whilst sanrling (a lot too remember lol) and nearly twisted my bloody ankle hahahaha actually any finish im happy with especially after a decent scoring game as dbls are my weakness and have been known to down in one the opponents drink (by mistake, thought it was mine lol)
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Post by gavster on Jun 25, 2008 15:11:58 GMT 1
anyone who goes over the top playing me gets a fookin slap prolly why i have been banned three times
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Post by force666 on Jun 25, 2008 16:52:55 GMT 1
chuckle chuckle
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Post by 5050 on Jun 26, 2008 23:32:46 GMT 1
I just turn round say "WELL I DID TELL YOU I WAS BETTER THAN YOU AND WAS GOING TO FLOG YOU" ;D
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Post by force666 on Jun 26, 2008 23:48:21 GMT 1
i bet that goes down well ?
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Post by 5050 on Jun 26, 2008 23:57:18 GMT 1
i bet that goes down well ? In the leagues i play in they all know i have the banter before the game, and tell them before and after the match the same thing,get them under pressure then enjoy the game and watch and laugh to yourself as they try there damnedest to beat you and throw like a clown in over trying, ;D ;D ;D happy days
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Post by Snakehipsx2 on Jun 26, 2008 23:58:22 GMT 1
LOL - I like it :-)
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Post by 5050 on Jun 26, 2008 23:58:52 GMT 1
anyone who goes over the top playing me gets a fookin slap prolly why i have been banned three times At 18 and a half stone 6ft4in i think you would get one back you wouldnt be banned but in traction LOL
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Post by gavster on Jun 27, 2008 15:03:51 GMT 1
anyone who goes over the top playing me gets a fookin slap prolly why i have been banned three times At 18 and a half stone 6ft4in i think you would get one back you wouldnt be banned but in traction LOL hahaha yeah rite mr blobby ;D
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Post by JEDI on Jun 27, 2008 17:44:10 GMT 1
pmsl ;D ;D ;D
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